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Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Aliens, demons, george zimmerman, Demon possession
Submitted:gravelstudios
Date:12/07/13
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SteamPoweredKleenex
"Demonic aliens rule earth!"

And they're not clever enough to get out of jury duty, apparently.

Deplorable
Five stars for this comment, you had me dying.

Aelric
Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-fuck god's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're god's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe god threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down.
Spike Jonez
Marry me.


Aelric
You want to marry Al Pacino, not me.

memedumpster
Uh... if you click through to YouTube, this person's thumbnail implies that they have a child. He should probably give him back.
Prickly Pete
I was skeptical at first, but there's definitely SOMETHING up with the guy at 0:43. I can't put my finger on it but I just don't trust that guy...
gravelstudios
I submitted this because it made me laugh harder than anything I've seen on the net in a long time.
blood_visions
look at this guys channel. He has like 1600 videos mostly like this an some of them just playing lazer tag with his son. He intends to save the universe by getting ppl to stare at the sun
Jet Bin Fever
Hey! Leave Audrey II out of this!
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