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You had my stars at "Bacon."
When I saw "Neck", for one brief moment, I imagined a skin-on giraffe neck being fed through.
I'm somewhat concerned by the exposed swinging doom blade.
This thing must produce some bitchin' industrial accidents.
Withholding one star because the actual chopping sound would me more appropriate than Chopin.
Related vid "Slicing meat in Phoenix" has what you need.
This is Beethoven, you charlatan. But Chopin would be more appropriate for choppin.
Easier rhyme than with Beethoven.
I would've gone with Porkofiev
mmmmmm, uniform size..... arghhhh.......
and the portions are so continuous.... nnnnnnn
I'd love to see the sales figures for an all-you-can-eat buffet renamed to "continuous portion."
3) Jimmy Hoffa
Bacon Neck was my favorite He-Man character.
For some reason, Judge Doom's freeway speech started reciting in my head as I watched this.
It slices neck WELL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT SLICE MORE NECK?