|infinite zest - 2013-12-17 |
Huh. Seems like a Hostess Twinkee or Snowball would be a little more accurate an analogy for eating out a pussy. Also, nothing comes to my mind that rhymes with "Oreo" except "Gloryhole."
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-12-17 |
Aren't those women a bit too old for him?
His next one is an analogy about sticking a straw through a Capri Sun from the bottom. I heard it's already leaked.
It's funny because he raped all of those kids.
Cops, according to POETV? Scum of the Earth. R. Kelly? Hilarious!
Did this dude not rape a bunch of kids?
This place is far from a "all cops are pigs, maaan" kind of place, if that's what you were getting at. Cops are made fun of when they rape people too! We are equal opportunity rape funners.
The overwhelming majority of this place absolutely, positively has a hostile opinion of American police. And anyone who doesn't adhere to the circlejerk is a bootlicker. There are very few people here capable of watching any video involving police objectively.
Also, R. Kelly has raped probably dozens of children.
jesus christ he peed on one underage girl who was into it what are you a fucking rape obsessed schizophrenic or some shit? one time i got stopped by these cops and i was asking and pleading really really nice for them to let me go, they asked me if they were shot laying dead in the street would i laugh? i couldn't say no...
the only good pig is a dead pig
Riley, she was a little girl.
Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!
But what about the victim!
Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album *just* fo' that?
|pyslexic dharmacist - 2013-12-18 |
"'til it's BLUE?!"
Look, it's not like the Victorian era anymore when what women liked was highly classified and we would sooner faint than tell you what to do 'twixt our nethers. If y'all don't cut this shit out there might be a rumor starting that guys secretly love being kicked in the nuts.
|The Mothership - 2013-12-18 |
better than Pregnant?
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-18 |
Why is "break your back, crack it open like a lobsta" a sexy line? His food metaphors are disgusting.
|Simillion - 2013-12-18 |
This song was a favorite of mine when I first heard it. The comparison of oreo cream filling to "grool" is permanently locked in my mind, now, thanks to Kells.
|kennydra - 2013-12-18 |
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