Girls, you should emulate the ladybug.
She consumes to excess, and then immediately cleans up after herself.
My First Roomba.
Haha, joke's on you bitch! We'll clean this up.... WITH OUR TOYS!!!
Excuse me, but in what sense did the girls do a GREAT JOB? They sat on their asses while the garishly decorated Roomba-Bug carried out it's hardware-defined tasks. The girls did nothing!
Teaching children that they can take the credit for tasks performed, not by them, but by their robot servants, will have dire consequences for humanity. Mark my words.
Or it prepares them for the realities of working for any corporate structure in existence RIGHT NOW. They just need to realize that they're likely to be the ladybug, not the person activating it.
MEN ARE THE ONES WHO DIE IN WAR
WHY AREN'T GIRLS TAUGHT THIS
What the fuck.
|The New Meat |
How is this fun?
These have been around forever. I used to have a windup tin one from maybe the 20s, same size, also a ladybug, also pooped.
Poopy down economics.
|Caminante Nocturno |
It kind of sounds like their mother is making fun of them.
Clean up all these marbles that you have placed on the floor deliberately so that you can clean them up with your toy whose sole function is to clean up these and only these marbles! Right this minute young lady! Don't you sass me or I'll tie you up and lock you in the closet while I drink until I black out. You're the reason my body is ruined and your father left me and don't you ever forget it.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
That dog is going to eat ladybug poop and die.
|Adham Nu'man |
Kids are fucking stupid.
|Jet Bin Fever |
You call that pooping? It doesn't even have a sphincter.
So I actually used to have this exact toy as a kid back in the 80s, except it was actually a tin wind up from maybe the early 1940s. Same size, same basic ladybug design, worked the same way. Only difference was the materials and that it was spring powered.
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