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Desc:Go Ahead and vote it down. Submitted for Evil Homer, who will love the ending.
Category:Educational, Stunts
Tags:judy garland, JHM, Thantos Claus, Hooray for Santy Claus
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
Date:12/18/13
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Comment count is 17
EvilHomer - 2013-12-18
I love the whole thing. Never change.
lotsmoreorcs - 2013-12-18
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right here on POE
Bitching, yelling, urine smelling
Wasting air for you and me
Limp dick in hand, he stalks this land
Boxxy's own white knight
Lock your doors and load your guns
John Holmes is online tonight

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
looking for his internet queen
He's been depressed for fifteen years,
Got a prostate the size of a tangerine
His life's a wreck, he smells like shit
He wishes he was gay
I sure wish John Holmes and all his cats
Would go the fuck away
poopy - 2013-12-18
still bitter that he stiffed ya on those dick pix?

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18
Just to clarify, he doctor has assured me that my prostate is no larger than a VERY SMALL tangerine.

Here are my other two vlogs. Lotsmoreorcs is sure to enjoy the first one, , because it's largely about my cock.

Flog1: I'm in hell

http://youtu.be/2Ka9p7YWLIc

Flog3: Zardoz est morte (that's life!)

http://youtu.be/FA1hciKKcAI

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18
By god, I think Orcs is falling in love with you. Keep negging, it seems to be working.

memedumpster - 2013-12-18
Cardboard Boxxy!

ashtar. - 2013-12-18
Oh, you two are so cute.

She's obviously just jealous of Boxxy.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18
>>By god, I think Orcs is falling in love with you.

It's a goddamn Christmas miracle!

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-18
gross

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18
Oh oh, sing the song, Tiny Tim.

Silent night,
Holy shite,
Orcs and Fuck,
Snug and tight.
She's no virgin,
He's got cats.
Holy infant,
ain't come from this sack.
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Merry Fuckmas, everyone!

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18
Oh dear. This will never end.

memedumpster - 2013-12-18
Fap they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A newborn crust oogie
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our garbage cans we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To dig out Burger King
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18
COUNT YOUR SYLLABBLLEESS, ORCS! As so.

Here comes John Holmes, here comes John Holmes,
Right down POETV.
Bitching, yelling, urine smelling
Linux compiling freak.
Gland in hand, he stalks this land
He's Boxxy's lone white knight
So drop your cocks, and pull up your socks,
Cos John's online tonight.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-19
Most of them are reclusive
All of them are abusive
They're vulgar and mean
and full of caffeine
Posting in a shitty wonderland.

lotsmoreorcs - 2013-12-19
considering i've had more than a few pierced cocks bounce off my walls i found your first vlog rather intriguing, and just to clarify the only thing i've ever pulled out of a dumpster is clothes and boxed communion wine behind a church in detroit

Bort - 2013-12-18
That last song -- shame you couldn't have gotten Pia Zadora to dance with you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-hn7sFieE#t=6m19s
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18
Maybe next year. First I got to learn how to light a greenscreen.

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