snothouse  - 2013-12-19
In real life, the guest doesn't say anything, and tells everyone at school all about Yankee Doodle's "gay-ass song".
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-19
Sing yer songs, tiny tims, ya gimpy little bastards!
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Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
Forever green your hopper.
Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
you give us so much pleasure.
Youtube clips and bitch-slap fights.
hysterical and awful sights.
Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
However mean your posters
Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
Sarcastic com-men-ta-tors.
Chris's tramp stamp, gave us a fright.
Homers mad rants, and brony fights.
Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
Continue on below me,
Oh Poe T.V., Oh Poe T.V.
what do you mean, I'm flattered.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-19
"This is a great opportunity for Sam to see how our family celebrates the birth of Jesus."
Don't you just hate it when your mom lets your creepy, permed "uncle" evangelize your friends into their cult? If only he wouldn't wear the Holy Bowler of Saint Vaudeville and refer to a fifth-hand story of a sky-wizard's kid as "eye witness."
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-20 Oh, wait, the only Gospel that covers the whole "Christmas story" is Luke, and most of that he lifted from Roman mythology.
Uncle Kirk, why do none of the gospels have the same story for Jesus' birth, life events, and death?
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Rosebeekee - 2013-12-20 In Catholic high school, our teachers said that the stories not matching up in the Gospels was proof that they were true because if they were lies they'd want them to be consistant.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-23
Uncle Kirk is such a shitty uncle.
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