There are a lot of so-called "reform schools" out there, many of them just as bad, if not worse than this. Near as I can tell, the only factors that make this place noteworthy are:

1. It's specifically for gay kids, which (while not uncommon) is more media-genic than reform schools for depressed kids, kids with anger issues, junkies, retards, or other so-called juvenile delinquents.
2. It's located outside of the United States, which gives it that creepy foreign / extradition/ kidnapping angle you just don't get from the camp-next-door.
3. Most of the kids getting sent here look like clean, healthy, upper middle class white kids. Reform schools are typically populated by the working class and minorities; orphans, wards of the state, juvie criminals, you know, the sort of kids that your average social-activist director would have a hard time filming in a sympathetic light.

I'm not saying you're wrong for wanting to take this place down; in fact, if you can get some axes, I'll grab the torches and come join you! But this place is far from unique, and destroying it wouldn't make much difference in the grand scheme of things.

Can we paint Jesus on the bottom of a drone?

That's a cool idea, meme, but a smiling Richard Simmons would be so much more satisfying. Hell fire missles, away!

But Richard Simmons wont get them to come out and bow down to it, so they can be incinerated in fire while on their knees. That part is important to me.

I see you've put a bit of thought into this...Jesus it is, then.

Sure.

My drone will be of Bob Ross.

Maybe if the kids unionized, they wouldn't have been outsourced to the Dominican Republic?

The traditional method of driving the gay demons away is military school/army. Care to share, EH?

Look, all I'm saying is, if it was tax funded and overseen by unelected government officials, it'd be OK. Right?

As far as military service is concerned, if your aim is to drive gay demons away, it's not really a good method. I got out before the repeal of DADT, and even then the homoerotic tension was as thick as the homoerotic tension in Fall Weather Friends, maybe even Hurricane Fluttershy.

So just how did you end up there? Most of my current neighbors are vets, and I'm having a hard time imagining them busting out with a Frida Kahlo joak (which you beat me to, you bastard ). Im just teasing about the ghey, but I'm genuinely curious about what got you there.

In the military? No job and nothing better to do. Also, I'd been working at an ultra hippie university prior to that, so there was probably some bitterness and irony involved, too.

I wasn't much of a soldier, though! As I've mentioned before, I was an intel nerd, and I spent more time talking about 4chan and playing D&D with my otherkin furry battlebuddy than I did carrying a rifle.

I'd also like to add that a lot of the homo stuff followed fratboy/ jock patterns. I don't think it was genuine gay, it was more "jailhouse gay". Not that there weren't plenty of dyed-in-pink queens, though! I knew at least four guys who were unofficially out of the closet, and I had my suspicions about two or three more. As for the females, there were so many lesbians I actually gave up hitting on any of the women. And it sucked, because they were usually really hot, tomboy lesbians, like Rainbow Dash. A pair of them wound up getting married couple years back.

Oh, and also Chris Hitchens. Him and Thomas Friedman got me on board with the Iraq War.

Thomas Friedman done fucked you up, boy.

Sadly, the Earth turned out to be round, despite Tom's best efforts to assert otherwise.

I agree, not enough euphoniums.