Sexy Duck Cop My favorite dog ever was Amber. She was this big fluffy golden retriever who was as fat as she was full of Christ's love. But every year, we'd take her to my grandma's pool, and Amber would go crazy, swimming for hours until she became impossibly ripped, and then spend the rest of the year getting fat again.
When she was in the pool, she never fucked around. If Amber wanted a toy, she'd just walk on her motherfucking hind legs at it, just like this dog, and casually dunk her head underwater to grab the it. She'd blow bubbles and everything. God she was fucking awesome.
I miss her so much.
memedumpster Lifedog does not want to see any horseplay in the dog pool.
M-DEEM Lookit that little honyock doing laps with the bouy
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