|Chancho - 2013-12-25 |
I worked at a Surrey gas station and had a daily parade of morons to keep me entertained.
Guy comes in and asks for a pack of smokes. Says "My old lady stabbed me in the back, man". Hands me a bloody five dollar bill. Pulls up his shirt, says "Look!" and he has a stab wound leaking blood down his back. In Surrey, "stabbed me in the back" is not a figure of speech.
Delta gas stations were even worse, though.