Weather. It changes.

The news? It never does.

OK, we're ridiculous. It's going to be 80 on Christmas, so suck it.

This sort of idiocy is one of the things I hated most about living in LA.

They have nicer winter gear than I had when I lived in Alaska.

Man, I thought I was a pussy today for grabbing a coat when it was just above freezing and lightly raining and I grabbed a coat to put over my t-shirt.

When I get up at 6:30 to put my dog out, I'm usually wearing nothing but a robe and slippers. It's been 0-15 degrees for the last four weeks. Y'all's pussies.

Manages to somehow outpussy Texas, and by a lot.

I go fishing in the surf in board shorts during winter in SoCal, and fuck is it cold when a wave splashes your junk while the sun is still rising.

But above the waist I'm wearing at least 3 Live Action Reporter layers, because I like still being conscious after 4 hours.

newsworthy

Weak.

I live in a place with temperatures too, guys! Not only that, I'm also unjustifiably proud of my acclimation to the climate!