Adham Nu'man I'd love to have a kid just to convince it I'm about to drop it into a vat of acid.
That guy it: the pronoun you use when you're a psychopath who doesn't want to be accused of sexism.
Adham Nu'man Stop imposing a gender on the hypothetical child I'm going to psychologically torture you bigot.
Jet Bin Fever There's more than one of these fucking products now? I was hoping slime and shit went out with the 90s.
Pope Caius This is something that a "funny uncle" would get for you when you visit and you're just dipped into it crying profusely, "I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE IT."
jreid *Rashes, peeling and yeast infections may occur. Bath will be required after baff. Do not eat or touch Squishy Baff. Consult a physician if you or someone you know has come into contact with Squishy Baff.
blase When you feel like immersing your kids in a chemistry experiment