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Desc:Augustus Gloop shares his gifts, yawns, snots, burps, farts.
Category:Horror, Crime
Tags:fat, christmas, Lonely, sniffles, nothin much
Submitted:baleen
Date:12/25/13
Views:1306
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Comment count is 26
Hugo Gorilla
It's like a Ralph Steadman drawing came to life.
Oscar Wildcat
The sort of character you'd see crawling up your leg with a knife between his teeth. And snorting from the effort... primo grade a nightmare fuel here.

TheOtherCapnS
This is America.

Stars withheld because I'm not sure if you got Augustus Gloop's name wrong or if it's supposed to be a portmanteau of that with Forrest Gump.

That might be super clever, but I can't tell if he actually has a southern accent or if he just sounds that way from his congestion/staggering level of childhood morbid obesity.
baleen
Correction amended.

SteamPoweredKleenex
It could be the prevelance of the 'redneck' accent, which seems to know no region, vs. an actual southern accent, which is more Rhett Butler than Jeff Foxworthy.

Spaceman Africa
This video has lass than 100 views how did you find this?
baleen
A lady never tells her secrets.

poorwill
I'm pretty sure that's baleen.

baleen
Sure why not.

EvilHomer
Saved for posterity. Thanks, dwhelper!

(you guys are probably on top of this already, but please don't make fun of him, at least not to his face. I see great things from a boy like this, only that's not gonna matter once he pulls his videos and leaves the internet in shame. If you're going to break the Prime Directive, how about being positive and encouraging him to do more?)
baleen
I would consider it completely unacceptable to make fun of somebody that wasn't a horrible person.
That breaks the prime directive anyway.

poorwill
"Emmanuel Collazo21 hours ago

Next Christmas get a fucking tread mill you fat fuck!!"

Pretty damn sure this is one of ours. You piece of shit, he's a fucking child.

baleen
Nope. That was there before I submitted.
Or maybe that's me too!

poorwill
It's all starting to come together.

Adham Nu'man
Be a man!
BorrowedSolution
This reminded me of my nephew, except this kid seems less depressed. He also got a new tablet for christmas so I got to have an uncomfortably close skype conversation with him.
Needtodestroy
1:48 Lil' Bub
lotsmoreorcs
is there a 'wall eyed' tag?
misterbuns
sick t shirt, dawg
memedumpster
Ponce Demonius Leon X has found it!
snothouse
The maximum number of holes making noises in a human body in a 30 second period.
DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall
Did you all understand a word he said? I don't know if it was the accent, the sound quality or the speed of his chat but I got 10% of it, at best. Just keywords. "PSN" "The Last Of Us" "Sniffles"
baleen
He's powered by keywords.

YakooMarkTwo
I feel like there's a Nightmare Before Christmas character that looks exactly like him...
M-DEEM
'preciate the update bud. Listen, did you ever forgive your brothers for blasting you with that air-horn awhile back? Are you still McLovin? Thanks man.
Jet Bin Fever
Childhood obesity.
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