The Domain of Queen Wendy is currently at peace with McDonaldland, however, ever since UN inspection teams confirmed that they lack the ability to produce round burger patties.
When asked about the whereabouts of "The Beef," McDonald came up short with no new information, simply displaying old paper advertisements retorting "Here's the beef." Wendy's strategy succeeded in casting doubt on McDonald's new ideas, but lost when McDonald revealed that Mayor McCheese would be his running mate.
People laughed when I predicted that 2014 would be the year when fourth-tier Simpsons characters would come to life, travel back in time, and shill for terrible hamburgers in the past. Well, they were right to laugh! It's a pretty ridiculous situation!
0,000 or a trip that probably only costs a fraction of that. I pity the poor fucker going for the 'trip to the orient', since you could to that these days on less than 2 grand.