|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Dupe police! Help!! :O
Jet Bin Fever
Here you go.
***** for putting this up with a real title and not being Waugh?
You're not Waugh, right?
Dude, it's not as funny when you explain the jokes.
4:50 - Oh crap, God was a horse all along! Princess Celestia, nooooo!
I KNEW IT.
Slightly related anecdote: for the last year or so, some local characters have been carrying on an ongoing theological debate by leaving sticky-notes on various bus stops around the city. It started with a fat homeless lady who liked to write messages such as "JESUS IS LORD, TURN TO HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE" and "HELL IS REAL THERE IS NO ESCAPE". At first the evangelic sticky notes would stay up for a few weeks, maybe even a month at a time, with no drama. I didn't mind them; I thought they were kinda quirky, broke up the monotony of the daily grind. But then some angry atheists started vandalizing her notes. They'd scratch out the messages, or write new ones like "Your God does not exist", "LIES", and "Shut the fuck up lady". The homeless lady was not amused; she thought the non-believers were being provocative and responded by going all Jonathan Edwards on them. "SINNERS YOU WILL BURN FOREVER IF YOU DON'T REPENT NOW"
The tensions keep escalating, and frankly I'm getting a bit upset over it. I don't agree with the Jesus lady, of course, but I also don't agree with the jerkwads ripping up her messages and calling her a cunt via the medium of post-its. So I started leaving my own notes. The first one says: "Princess Celestia loves everyone, and all she asks is that we treat each other with kindness"
I don't know how either side is going respond to that.
Those MLP references really are good at making me want to punch faces.
Sounds like you're in pain, Gmork; perhaps you need the Element of Laughter in your life. Would you like a pamphlet?
Has this pastor never heard of a little pseudo-cannibal cult called Catholicism?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the kind of pastor who would agree with your description of Catholicism wholeheartedly.
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