Maybe it's just me, but Will Smith looks weird in this movie, like he's had facial plastic surgery or something. When I walked past the movie posters, I had to do a double take because I didn't recognize him.
I think it's just how he's aging. The rest of his face has finally 'grown into' his ears.
He's had a babyface most of his career. Now he's actually starting to look middle-aged, that's all.
I kinda wanna see this just to see if it lives up to the hype of being one of 2013s worst movies.
The trailer actually made it look pretty good, and to be honest I kinda-half-liked the Happening: for all of its over-the-top bad acting and inconceivable plot, it was fun and stupid.
I get the impression that this movie would have worked had it just been about the kid's adventures without the dumb "my relationship issues with my dickhead father" thing hanging over it all. But I haven't seen it, so I'm curious.
I'm a bit jaded as far as sci-fi films go; it wasn't any worse than the new Total Recall. That means nothing, though.
Basically I'd say it's worth giving it one watch just for a laugh (the accent that everybody puts on is terrible, you can kind of hear it in this clip). I pulled it off Pirate Bay, watched it once and deleted it.
The trailers actually made it look kinda of interesting, but the review scores were horrible. I actually felt kind of lied to when I looked it up online and found it it was an M. Night Shyamalan movie, for once they didn't mention it in the trailer.
He finally wisened up and stopped putting his name on stuff like it was a selling point, I suppose, but in a way I felt lied to that I wasn't warned ahead of time.
It was less Shamaylan's decision and more the studios not wanting his name on shit after the epic-scale failure of Last Airbender.
If you like to watch bad movies for the sake of bad movies; give it a go.
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Junk Head Episode II
He got in one little flight and his dad got scared.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.
|The God of Biscuits |
This entire scene is like a metaphor for his acting
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This is the dumbest fucking thing. It cost more money than I will make in my life and it is so fucking worthless.
Is Jaden Smith retarded? I'm not trying to be mean or funny here; I know he's fairly stupid, and has a habit of making face-palm inducing comments. But is he actually suffering from serious, clinical mental retardation? His speech patterns smack of developmental disability, and even without knowing the rest of his credentials, I'd wager there was something medically wrong with him.
My preliminary web research turned up nothing but celebrity-mockery and unrelated static, but there must be some serious information on this matter somewhere. I can't be the only one wondering if young master Smith has been dealt a bum hand by his genetics.
I believe in this movie he's attempting what could only be described as a "future accent".
Rich kid, crazy famous father, unwarranted self-importance, probably never been faced with any sort of moral/ethical crisis.
You have to be genetically superior for that not to turn you into a at least a quarter 'tard.
I don't know. My parents were prep school teachers, so growing up, I knew a shit-ton of kids who had rich, crazy famous parents. None of them were anywhere near as bad as Jaden. Granted, the school had entry requirements, so the blatant retards would have been weeded out before I ever got a chance to meet them, but I still don't think this can be chalked up to mere privilege and narcissism. A tenth 'tard, maybe even a quarter 'tard, sure, OK. But that still leaves three-quarters 'tardation unaccounted for.
Maybe Scientology is a major contributing factor?
Rodents of Unusual Size
I think one of his tweets regarded education as totally worthless and he implied you couldn't learn anything in school. So...yes. Yes, he is retarded.
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