Sexy Software presents Windows 95 with Greta

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EvilHomer

- 2014-01-14

I still hate the "Recycle Bin". It's got nothing to do with recycling, I'm not recycling my data! Now, I know the stupid name wasn't Microsoft's fault - like most things wrong with computing, it was Apple's fault. But still, couldn't they have named it something cooler than Recycle Bin? Like the INCINERATOR, the PIT OF OBLIVION, or VORACIOUS PIG FARM RUN BY THE MAFIA?

infinite zest

- 2014-01-14

The Giants Stadium?

EvilHomer - 2014-01-14

They could have a little animation of your files getting mixed into a cement block!

poorwill

- 2014-01-14

? Pretty sure Apple called theirs the trash bin. MS saw a rare opportunity to be hipper so they went for it.

EvilHomer - 2014-01-14

Apple called theirs the Trash Bin (which was a great name, by the way), then they proceeded to litigate the hell out of anyone who tried to do the same thing. It was basically the mid-90s version of the Apple-Samsung "Rounded Corners" lawsuit.

I remember when I got my first Windows-based PC. One of the first things I tried to do was rename the Recycling Bin back to Trash. I was eleven or twelve, and had no idea what regedit was. It did not end well.

Old_Zircon

- 2014-01-14

You're recycling sectors on your drive.

EvilHomer - 2014-01-14

No, I'm not. I'm not breaking sectors down, then through costly procedures turning them into raw material which can be used to create new, environmentally-appealing product.

It's rather more like I'm clearcutting my sectors, slapping a crude layer of sediment over top of the debris, then rezoning the whole area for future real-estate development. Probably involving porn stores and whore houses.

And fragmentation is building on top of Indian burial grounds, or something.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-01-14

I'd prefer REGULAR PIG FARM RUN BY THE MAFIA

M-DEEM

- 2014-01-14

Well I have windows 7 (jealous?) and I just renamed my recycle bin to "SHITGRINDER".

Hope that helps!

Jet Bin Fever

- 2014-01-14

Funny enough, I know a girl named Greta who looks really similar. She's a Mormon Missionary though, so the outfit is a little different.

RedRust

- 2014-01-14

Good Mormons become Gods in the afterlife.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-15

That's not really true, but sure, okay.

boner - 2014-01-15

everyone becomes mormons in the afterlife. that's a fact jack

boner

- 2014-01-14

Kim Kommando's been moonlighting

Old_Zircon - 2014-01-14

I lost it when they demoed the recycle bin by deleting some random files out of the system directory.

hammsangwich

- 2014-01-14

I want to know who taught at the school of 90s bikini-model-turned-actor and why they told their students to blink and tilt their head so much.

EvilHomer - 2014-01-14

Blinking and tilting your head are good habits to cultivate, when you run a higher-than-average risk of encountering sudden ejaculates aimed at your face.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2014-01-15

I bet this was the only thing she starred in that didn't involve flying ejaculate.

gravelstudios - 2014-01-15

She looks like she's wearing part of my couch.

Oscar Wildcat

- 2014-01-15

You Bitch!

Quad9Damage

- 2014-01-15

The Internet

Quad9Damage - 2014-01-15

I would be more impressed if Greta showed me where "Buddy Holly" was.

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