BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-19 I miss my hick townie friends from Ontario. I have noticed that rural folk in a lot of Canada do sound similar, if not exactly the same. Cities seem to end up with their own specific accents (Vancouvers' is a good example of an annoying one).
Elvis Hitler - 2014-01-19 This was filmed on Westham Island just south of Vancouver.
Bobonne - 2014-01-19 A nation without all dressed chips is no nation at all.
memedumpster - 2014-01-20 I have no idea what anyone in this video is saying.
BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-20 "Heard some city girls talkin' 'bout payin' to get their pubic hair ripped out with wax. Tell you what, grab a cow by the tail they'll kick ya in the box for free, that's what you're into."
"Fred's barn-cat had kittens and he took one but fuck is it stunned."
"Your friends are off picking off groundhogs along the side-road and they want ya to come but your dad's got the twenty-two and your gas tank's dry as a fart."
"Ya pretty near popped a street-meat vendor after the Jays game last night for selling ya a venison sausage but there's no god-damn way that was venison."
"Ya drove down to Buffalo to watch the Leafs play and sure the gas was cheap but fuck if they don't even have All Dressed chips in that shit-hole."
"There's a good from up-country you kind of like but she's kind of a mouth-breather and ya heard her brother smokes meth."
"If ya had as many bucks in your wallet as you have mounted on your wall you'd have well..give or take six bucks."
"Ya piss outside as much as the dog does."
"Tims, McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day and that's pretty much your whole world right there."
"Ya had half your finger cut off one of three ways: bike chain, band saw, (unintelligible) box door."
"Y'had a pack of coyotes come up your back porch last night 'cause you're dog's in heat and you know those bastards'll go right through the screen door if they're horny."