Aw Christ, would you just look at all the god damn crabs.
5 stars, but should have been a Crab Mentality submission.
|The New Meat |
That's too many crabs.
Look, how many goddamned crabs do we need? This is getting out of hand.
il fiore bel
...and so are my eyes, which are apparently a shell of their former selves. My apologies; I was clawing too hard for a good pun.
Dang beach, you better see somebody about that.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is considered a delicacy in Korea.
I'm not even shitting you, they slather red sauce on baby crabs this size and just clump them together for the deli and you can buy an ounce or two of them for a lunch side dish.
il fiore bel
I dunno, after soft shell crabs, eating baby crabs whole by the handful doesn't seem horribly weird. Maybe a little, but I could see it.
Menudo con queso
I can imagine a sort of mollusky oatmeal porridge. ...actually, I just made myself sick imagining it.
It doesn't seem that different from fish roe, just a little cuter.
.....Dead, or do they crawl off your plate?
n/m, this is just another reason I'm a vegetarian.
One of my favorite memories of childhood was getting off the ferry on Vashon Island, picking up a rock on on the beach, and giggling with absolute glee at all the little crabs underneath.
He got crabs.
Think of how much crab fucking that took.
Likely the handful is only a fraction of one pairs sweet, sticky invertebrate love
Dude, what if we're just a speck on the pubes of god?
|Jet Bin Fever |
Aghhhh we should be evolved NOT to stick our hand into a pile of tiny moving things by now. Right?
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