|Quad9Damage - 2014-01-29 |
I kind of already figured something along these lines, but I understand if ol' Bry-Bry Honeyfolds needed some time to catch up.
|Quad9Damage - 2014-01-29 |
Beyonce attributes her stage power to a made up demonic alter-ego named Sasha Fierce. It's literally a demon that possesses Beyonce!
Katy Perry jokes about how a gospel career didn't take off so she went secular, effectively "[selling her] soul to the devil." She literally might have sold her soul to the devil!
This gets better and better. It's well worth all 12 minutes.
So is this guy admitting that Jesus isn't powerful enough to sell records? If he can't be depending upon to sell gospel records, how am I supposed to trust this dude with my soul?
Holy shit you're right. I love it when he gets into the subject of renters not having spiritual authority over their homes. because evil spirits must read leases and deeds.
It's like when Garth Brooks was possessed by the demonic spirit Chris Gaines.
That was my favorite part. You are the spirit world's bitch and cuckold unless you are paying a mortgage.
Everyone here is possessed by the spirit of their screenname.
Flying Omelet is correct!
I'm obviously in trouble, but my devil plays maracas, so I think it's OK.
Holy crap GroundedScramble, that just blew my mind.
|EvilHomer - 2014-01-29 |
Unedited Bryan Fischer webisodes are so much better than the selectively edited clips that typically get posted! You really need the full context to appreciate what he's saying.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-01-29 |
What's the difference between the demon-possessed and a demon-possessed Satanist? I'd kind of think their behavior would be roughly identical.
|chumbucket - 2014-01-29 |
He's been listening to too much Johnny Favorite
|gravelstudios - 2014-01-29 |
Imagine how frightening it must be to live in a world where you believe all of these things to be literally, actually true. I kind of feel sorry for him.
Yes, but you've got to admit, is there any other rational explanation as to how either of these acts are successful? The fires of Hell are fuels by CD's that satan buys to boost sales numbers.
One has had over a decade to establish a name for herself, marry a successful rap artist, and release many, many singles about hating men.
The other outputs brain junk food pop and has huge tits.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2014-01-29 |
Is he doing kind of a retro eighties thing here?
I think its making a comeback. A few weeks ago we had Pat Robertson talking about the dangers of D&D.
New D&D material from Pat?! Links, please!
It's a setup to help promote 5th edition.
Someone mail Pat a copy of Call of Cthulhu or some of the old White Wolf sourcebooks for the Sabbat. Assuming he can still read, he'd do a five-month special on those.
I'd actually believe it was a setup.
I don't believe that Pat is literally taking money to run his mouth off and promote 5th edition, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a certain degree of social engineering involved. I know if I were working for WotC's marketing department, I'd pretend to be a concerned parent and send advance copies to every major conservative Christian pundit I could find.
I'd also put on some Nazi cosplay and murder a dozen terrified children, because I'd be working at Wizard of the Coast, and Wizards of the Coast are soulless, despicable bastards.
|BHWW - 2014-01-29 |
I can't believe in the various occult/satanic conspiracies that swirl around the entertainment industry for the obvious reasons and also a lot of these Hollywood and music stars are just too dumb and uneducated and dulled by excess and in some cases also really high all of the time to keep carrying out ancient, eternal rituals devised by some Satanic cabal. The most these people can keep up with is Scientology or The Junior Quabalah for Dummies and even that seems too challenging for some of these people.
|Riskbreaker - 2014-01-29 |
Is like we are in the 80s once more.
|Old_Zircon - 2014-01-29 |
You know what they say about a stopped clock and all that.
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