|cognitivedissonance - 2014-02-02 |
Do they not know that a certain amount of semen is usually pissed out, regardless of whether or not masturbation/sexual congress is performed? Yes, gentlemen, your precious Mormon seed is flushing right down the terlet.
|Killer Joe - 2014-02-02 |
HE'S DOWN! SEND THE BROS TO HELP HIM UP!
WE ALMOST LOST HIM TO HETEROSEXUALITY!
|yogarfield - 2014-02-02 |
PROFESSIONAL MOMENT: There are 3 HORRIFIC smacklips in the first 10 seconds, I couldn't make it any further. The editor should fess up and do the Mormon seppuku. I think they call it "masturbation".
|infinite zest - 2014-02-02 |
So sayeth the Church who sayeth it's the right to cometh in multiple vaginas as long as thou hast paid thee church a fee to do so.
Jet Bin Fever
That's not how it works. You just have to get approval and it has to be before 1900 or so.
|ashtar. - 2014-02-02 |
If watching porn is like getting shot in your soul, my soul is the toughest most unkillable motherfucker in the world.
How many purple hearts did you earn?
Purple *hearts*, I said.
|Hooker - 2014-02-02 |
I forgot what BYU stood for, so the tension in this was building up to the climax of, "Is this setup for a punchline or is this sincere?"
Aye, the homoerotic undertones in this one are so powerful that it's absolutely bonkers for this not to be a parody.
|Adham Nu'man - 2014-02-02 |
Saving Ryan's Privates
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-02-02 |
Since when did these kind of crazies get into tasteful and high quality production?
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-02-04 |
Look, either you beat it off or you can have sex, but you can't expect human beings to not do either. This is really depressing.
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