Do they not know that a certain amount of semen is usually pissed out, regardless of whether or not masturbation/sexual congress is performed? Yes, gentlemen, your precious Mormon seed is flushing right down the terlet.
|Killer Joe |
HE'S DOWN! SEND THE BROS TO HELP HIM UP!
PROFESSIONAL MOMENT: There are 3 HORRIFIC smacklips in the first 10 seconds, I couldn't make it any further. The editor should fess up and do the Mormon seppuku. I think they call it "masturbation".
|infinite zest |
So sayeth the Church who sayeth it's the right to cometh in multiple vaginas as long as thou hast paid thee church a fee to do so.
Jet Bin Fever
That's not how it works. You just have to get approval and it has to be before 1900 or so.
If watching porn is like getting shot in your soul, my soul is the toughest most unkillable motherfucker in the world.
How many purple hearts did you earn?
Purple *hearts*, I said.
I forgot what BYU stood for, so the tension in this was building up to the climax of, "Is this setup for a punchline or is this sincere?"
Aye, the homoerotic undertones in this one are so powerful that it's absolutely bonkers for this not to be a parody.
|Adham Nu'man |
Saving Ryan's Privates
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Since when did these kind of crazies get into tasteful and high quality production?
|Jet Bin Fever |
Look, either you beat it off or you can have sex, but you can't expect human beings to not do either. This is really depressing.
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