SteamPoweredKleenex Every time I hear the name of this beverage, I think of "Thirty Days in the Hole" by Government Mule.
"Newcastle Brown, I'm tellin' you,
It can sure smack you down
Take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor
It's got your head spinnin' 'round."
Hooker It's like advertisers realize that people just cannot stand them and are wise to most of their tricks and have now moved on to the apologetic, light entertainment stage of their say-anything-to-get-them-in-the-tent bullshit. Like, who could possibly be offended by a cute girl doing a cute thing? Well, I can, motherfucker! Fuck ads. Post-Superbowl is the worst theme week on poeTV, and it happens every year.