|The Mothership |
What a gentle, loveable soul you people have destroyed.
"I'm done. Goodbye." *
* - please keep in mind I have said this approximately 50 times in the last 5 years and I can't stay away from YouTube for more than a week or so.
The only thing he got wrong is whether or not i care where he gets raped to death.
|Adham Nu'man |
"HAHAHA! I WAS JUST ACTING, YOU INFERIOR MAGGOTS! PSYCHED!" - Nick Bravo, in a few weeks
Whatever happened with that traffic ticket he managed to parlay into a 00 fine with court costs or whatever?
I don't really follow Nick closely either, but at this point, it's kind of impossible to feel sorry for him regardless of what unspeakable horror befalls him.
|Jet Bin Fever |
It's down. 5 stars anyway.
How is "quitting youtube" not a linked tag?
Who the fuck is this guy and why do people keep posting his shit here? Non-bs non-encyclopedia dramatica answer please.
He's a guy with a crazy youtube saga that has been going on for quite a few years now. He used to post tons of satanist rants. He went through a period where he was living in a van. He's never taken any responsibility for the shitty things that happen to him, despite having single-handedly caused every one. He is particularly known for posting narcissistic and overly dramatic "I quit youtube forever" videos in a desperate bid for handouts every couple of weeks. He is as dysfunctional as chrischan, possibly more so, despite not having any form autism.
The most recent chapter in the saga is that he *somehow* magically got a shitload (0k) of money that he's been flashing around and wasting. He bought a brand new mustang convertable, paid to get fancy acting reel done (which is on here and is HILARIOUS) and some other stuff I'm sure I'm forgetting. He got the money last year and it's been totally gone awhile now. People were suspicious of where he got his money and one of them looked into it. Turns out this guy he was hanging with was trying to use him as a patsy for real estate fraud. They've been forging ownership transfer papers on abandoned houses where the owner has died and then selling the houses. There is no way Nick didn't know what was happening because how can he not know that people didn't just give him houses a decade ago?
The subtext in this particular "I quit" video is "Well, I guess the haters finally won because I'm probably going to prison BECAUSE OF THEM and not anything *I* did so I quit youtube forever. Happy, dicks? Feel sorry for me." He'll be back when he's out on bail or when his sentence is done, gloating about how we all failed to destroy him and he's a bitchin mind-wizard or some shit.
Man, first I had to have vines explained to me and now I need to have this big internet chump laid out for me. I must be getting too old to keep up with the internet. Thank you for the concise rundown btw.
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