Old man for President! Old man for President! Old man for President!

Yes, Billy, time to go home. TO YOUR DOOM!

Did you hear that demented cackle? Always listen to old men with demented cackles. Always.

I'm memorizing this routine for nursing home visits in sixty years.

An incredibly accurate depiction of all of us when we hit old age.

P.S. Don't take out the garbage tomorrow morning.

When I look at the little boy, I realize I've discovered my next haircut.

UGHEHEHEHEHE YOU DADDY TELL YOU DAT, DINNEE?

Like when I told that kid to watch out for the Bathroom Monster. His mom hates me now.

That vein in his head won the Oscar.

Grandpa should probably cut his whiskey intake by, oh, 110%

This movie is a font of LOL.

'Kay. Bye Grampa.

This is my favorite Christmas movie.

You can see the whole movie in pieces on youtube now.
The link to watch it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU3eSPMWfuU .
I would have submitted it, but it's gloriously NSFW, so you can see the movie at the above link.