|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I hate this show so much I want to punch it in the face and make it watch CWC videos.
blue vein steel
To be fair, the Goofy Gophers were homosexual/ British upper crust stereotypes
Because we always knew they were!
They're trying to make new Looney Tunes cartoons again? Did they learn nothing from Loonatics Unleashed?
They already made this one. It ran for two seasons and was cancelled.
It was about Bugs and Daffy sharing a house, where they have no wacky slapstick antics and instead just engage in generic sitcom stock plots like "Daffy's boss is coming to dinner!" or "Bugs has a clingy girlfriend who won't leave him alone!"
I think the original working title for this show was, "We've Given Up."
PePe LePew with a HUMAN? Someone must pay for this desecration.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Just watching various clips on Youtube I learned that Pepe was married seven times and they made him out to be some kind of Euro lothario who is really good attracting Da Ladies, if you know what I mean.
Which misses out on the FUCKING JOKE.
Other awful things include a sassy black woman voicing Witch Hazel, who they rename Witch Lezah and the same woman played the whale on Flapjack. The Monster with red hair (Gossamer) was, inexplicably, her son who she loved a whole lot. And...I...I...
Every episode contains some bullshit song like this one.
Daffy has a girlfriend who is OH SO 3DGY because she works retail and GIVES PEOPLE LIP. She tells people off at the copy store! And she goes toe to toe with Daffy *inappropriate wooing* Just watch those sparks fly as they have banter where she tells him she doesn't mind he's a dumb dad on King of Queens of Two and a Half Men I mean Looney Tunes.
And yes, jokes revolve around how Bugs and Daffy are best friends and they get into all sorts of wacky adventures like going on a game show together to test the knowledge of their friendship.
It also seems that all the characters are friends. Yosemite Sam wants to hang out with Bugs, because he's neighborly or some shit, Speedy Gonzalez is the hip young Latino on the block and Elmer Fudd looks and sounds like he's been doing a ton of pot.
My main reason for submitting this is that Looney Tunes should not be about friendships or relationships, either gay or straight. It should be about blowing people the fuck up with dynamite and getting them in trouble in ridiculous revenge schemes. At one point I'm pretty sure they steal from Jerry Seinfeld. It's Seinduck. Fuck whoever writes this so, so hard.
It was done better with Walter and Perry.
You all like MLP and Adventure Time. These are the cartoons of the future. You need to like them too.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This fills me with so much rage. I'm speaking purely on a quality level too.
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