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Desc:Personally, I wouldn't get uptight until Quidditch becomes an Olympic event
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Jesus, witch, harry potter, Illuminati, JK Rowling
Submitted:Pillager
Date:02/18/14
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Comment count is 13
TheOtherCapnS
Don't press play! It's a trick! There's nothing in the entire video that is as good as the preload image.
dementomstie
I don't know, I think the phrase "when witchcraft was just coming out of the broom closet" is a pretty great thing. Emma Watson in a photoshopped shirt is all well and good, but word play is also pretty great.

SteamPoweredKleenex
If witchcraft gave her bigger tits, then the argument pretty much fails from the get-go.

Kabbage
"All of this was happening in the decade of the 1960's when witchcraft was just starting to come out of the broom closet..."
Syd Midnight
In their world, the 40s and 50s were just crawling with witches and dippy neopagans.. but they were _hiding_ so it was okay

Caminante Nocturno
I'm so glad I wasn't raised in the bible belt.
Binro the Heretic
So she believes magic is real, as is always the case with people who feel our children are threatened by Harry Potter.

I used to try telling the holy-roller assholes around here if magic was real, people would be flying broomsticks all over the fucking place.
Mister Yuck
We power our flying machines with the black essence of millions of corpses, squeezed by the weight and heat of the Earth for so long that they are transformed into a deadly poison, that we siphon up, billions of barrels a day, from lakes in the underworld so that we can burn them.

Harry Potter flies by gently asking a sustainably-harvested, authentically-handcrafted-by-traditional-artisans broomstick to please fly him around.

Tell me which one has the hand of Satan behind it.

SteamPoweredKleenex
On a tangent to that: The claims that heavy metal and hard rock is satanic are rather amusing. If the devil is backing your band, you'd actually sell truckloads of albums.

They should really be looking at Justin Bieber.

Syd Midnight
I thought satanism in rock was real and seductive until I saved up my money and bought "Hell Awaits" and saw it was dedicated not to Lucifer but to Canadian beer ("7.5% fuck yeah!") then it suddenly all made sense and welp, another soul lost to Slayer.

pyslexic dharmacist
"The Force be with you?"

Really?
Needtodestroy
Sooooooo does this mean that Chemtrails are actually just the tell-tale signs of witches criss crossing the country via broomsticks?
John Holmes Motherfucker
I used to practice magical spells.

But then, I was rescued by Jesus Christ, and his saving blood.
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