Jet Bin Fever Yeah, fuck this thing. I plan on "accidentally" knocking them off a lot of peoples' heads and stepping on them.
Gmork What the fuck is wrong with you people? Just ignore them.
Scrimmjob I've never seen anyone wearing these (I'm in rural Wisconsin for fucks sakes). I feel like if i did, I'd probably have the same reaction as seeing someone with a really futuristic looking bluetooth earpiece. Something along the lines of "get a load of this asshole!".
oddeye Pretty much. Not sure if you can communicate hands free on these things (gut says yes) but that's got to triple the d-bag factor at the very least.
gambol I threw a house party during what was apparently the beta period for these things and some pathetic nerd I didn't invite showed up with these on and stood around the whole time using them in a manner that betrayed his burning desire for somebody please anybody to ask him about them and to my knowledge nobody ever did. He drank a light beer that he had brought himself and left after an hour.