Jet Bin Fever - 2014-02-27 Yeah, fuck this thing. I plan on "accidentally" knocking them off a lot of peoples' heads and stepping on them.
Gmork - 2014-02-27 What the fuck is wrong with you people? Just ignore them.
Scrimmjob - 2014-02-27 I've never seen anyone wearing these (I'm in rural Wisconsin for fucks sakes). I feel like if i did, I'd probably have the same reaction as seeing someone with a really futuristic looking bluetooth earpiece. Something along the lines of "get a load of this asshole!".
oddeye - 2014-02-27 Pretty much. Not sure if you can communicate hands free on these things (gut says yes) but that's got to triple the d-bag factor at the very least.
gambol - 2014-02-27 I threw a house party during what was apparently the beta period for these things and some pathetic nerd I didn't invite showed up with these on and stood around the whole time using them in a manner that betrayed his burning desire for somebody please anybody to ask him about them and to my knowledge nobody ever did. He drank a light beer that he had brought himself and left after an hour.