Just remember Mr. Wizard's warning, because he's right: what ever record you try this on is going to be ruined after one or two plays.

Oh I know. I'm gonna use one of my girlfriend's records.

I was secretly hoping that the song would be "Fuck the Police," but I guess that'd be a little anachronistic.

How many thousands of older siblings' records were destroyed because of this horrible, horrible experiment. Once again science proves itself to be a cold and immoral place where children can play God while at the same time being told that they "started as monkeys."

Absolutely. At the same time, you actually learn something on his show. He doesn't coddle you, he MAKES you learn!

He's kinda a dick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs

We didn't have cable, so I only got to see Mr. Wizard occasionally at my Grandma's house. I watched Dr. Fad religiously, though.

Yup. He knows _more_ than you do. That's how we got to the moon, honey. This thing now where everyone gets a star for showing up? Not so much.