|Binro the Heretic - 2014-03-04 |
There aren't enough stars in the universe for this.
|infinite zest - 2014-03-04 |
I started getting into Gahan Wilson's work because I was really into Harlan Ellison and those Galaxy books, because they had them back at this comic/smut store across the street from a record store I worked at in high school for free, just throwing 'em out so I have them all. I can't remember the name right now, but there was this one about a naked bike ride that reminds me of this.
I wish this was a show. I wish this was a show. Make this a show.
|Scurrie - 2014-03-04 |
Jesus Fucking Christ, how did I not know about this?
|giygusattack - 2014-03-04 |
It's a pretty good punchline that the waitress turned out to be a pedophile.
This was made in the 90s, women couldn't be pedophiles yet.
Never mind, IMDB says 2001, I thought it was more like 1993 or 1994.
She's a pedophile, he's a furry. It could work.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-03-04 |
Nelvana did this?
Damn. Their long fall to the eventual Dragonlance movie was a long, strange descent.
|BHWW - 2014-03-04 |
I don't know...I don't know what to make of this...I just...I can't [inaudible]...I'm just not sure what to make of this, I...[five minutes of static then recording comes to an end]
|Old_Zircon - 2014-03-04 |
TRUE FACT: people born after maybe 1995 won't understand this.
I personally smuggled all the Kinsey and Masters & Johnson books out of the library and then put them back into the after hours book drop a few months later.
Ughhh.. mine's embarrassing but here goes.. as far as I know my older brother never had any adult magazines and I was pretty introverted in elementary school, so if any of my friends had Playboy, that was great because I had no friends. But we got the community newspaper so I'd take the arts and entertainment section, and use an eraser until movie stars' boobs turned white, and then put dots on them.
Probably more like 1990.
Personally, I'm sad that no more generations of kids will grow up with the rite of passage known as "finding porn in the woods".
Last time I found porn in the woods was 2004ish, abandoned hobo camp, stashed in an old matress next to some Patricia Cornwell novels and an unopened bottle of anti-psychotics.
I don't recall ever needing porn in the woods, though, as my parents were kind of nasty and at any rate we had the internet very early on. Back in middle school, there was talk of a black bag full of Penthouses hidden in a drainage pipe out down the river, but even then I think we were conscious of forest-porn becoming a lost art.
Back in the early 90s, my uncle's wife rented out the top half of her duplex to a major cocaine dealer. When he was taken away in cuffs, my uncle had to clean out the place, and he found a GIGANTIC collection of porno magazines (we're talking 6 plumb-full grocery bags worth!), ranging from Playboys to Hardcore Swingers Mags and everything in-between. They were evenly split between himself, his son on the coast, and my brother. When my brother went off to community college, I collected his share. I moved them from his dresser to my dresser, and when my (extremely religious) sister decided to take his dresser, she told me "I found your stash, get rid of it!" It turns out there was a magazine or 2 left behind in a different drawer, and those were the ones she found, but I went ahead and exposed my entire stash to my mom! I ended up being forced to burn them all. Ah, growing up Catholic in the middle of Bumblefuck, Nowhere!
I'm pretty sure I gave myself an honorary phd from all the human sexuality entries I read from encyclopedias.
First of all, I love you people.
Second: My first "found wank mag" was actually a Lowrider Art. I stole a few from a classmate. It was bunch of pencil renders of Honda Accords, Mayan gods, clowns and titties.
Possibly NSFW sample: bit.ly/1hOOIqQ
The last time I found a porno was only a couple years ago, in a disused boiler room beneath my old apartment. Some bums had been squatting there, and there were a bunch of glued-up porn rags and some old Metallica tapes. I kept the tapes.
|joelkazoo - 2014-03-04 |
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say a bad word about Gahan Wilson. I sure as hell can't and won't.
|Syd Midnight - 2014-03-04 |
It's almost like a Christian cautionary cartoon except the kids don't get retribution and deliverance, they just keep on being regular kids
|EvilHomer - 2014-03-04 |
9:34, as he's walking into his house, that tan door on the right, can somebody tell me WHERE THE HELL IT LEADS?!?
The living room is too close to the hallway. Now, judging by the apparent angle of the bookcase, I suppose it MIGHT be possible that there's an angled wall back there, in which case you MIGHT be able to fit a triangular closet into that space... but this seems unlikely (how many houses have you seen with such a layout?), and anyway the angle of the closet nearest it's entrance would have to be so acute that the family would have great difficulty accessing anything in the back.
I just think it's more likely a closet space than a door to nowhere, but as Freud said "Sometimes a door is just a door."
|boner - 2014-03-05 |
Superbad: the early years
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