|Old People |
Needs "rippling fat" tag.
huge hairy dudes in slow motion hacking up meat in slow motion to bland metal.
this is literally porn to me.
Congrats then, this is just the intro, there are something like 30 more 5-10 minute videos for each individual product, so you'll have a lot to jerk off to coming up on the front page soon.
sometimes going to home depot is awkward.
|infinite zest |
Years ago I ordered one of their free promo DVDs as a joke, something to put on at parties or something, and then I was like "oh shit.. people who are really good with swords know where I live, and want me to buy their stuff!"
I also like how the guy's just stabbing at a 600 pound table and they're like "WHATEVER THE CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT TRY THIS DANGEROUS FEAT AT HOME." Damn I was just about to start stabbing a table! Thanks, narrator, you might have saved my life
O god, the dual-wielding guy on the cardboard targets and the fat owner guy's chest stab and screaming chops on the human analogue. Fucking hell!
I can't even express how sick I am of zombies.
The best is the disclaimer on where they sourced the meat for their slicing.
It's also nice to know that if I ever have a problem with an excess of pig meat hanging around in my dungeon / basement, these corpulent men have demonstrated how I can solve that problem with their high quality products.
|Jet Bin Fever |
That last head split was actually pretty damned awesome. Sadly they haven't used the meat boot in a while.
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