and the whole thing was done in one take :)

Dogme 95 rules.

All like Lars Von Here up in this joint.

You're got quite the Charles Manson thing going there, IZ. Now we know the secret of your success with the ladies.

Haha for a long time I got Russell Brand.. not sure which one I prefer.

You look like my old downstairs neighbor from years ago, actually. He played a lot of slap bass but he was still a good guy.

Funny that you say that, my upstairs neighbor plays the bass, but is a pretty quiet guy. I work weird hours so I don't care if he plays it at any time of the night, but one night someone called the cops on him and the police came to my door thinking it was me.

What's even WEIRDER, OZ, is that I had a dream that I literally just woke up from where a whole bunch of us lived together in my apartment complex, and we decided to call the cops on ourselves just so they wouldn't be suspicious of an apartment complex named "Portal of Evil."

Anyway, the cop shows up, and we're all waiting outside like "hey!" big smiles on our face and waving. He gets out and has this thick Russian accent and says "looks like a nice place, but first I want to show you my puppy if that's alright." We're like "uh OK" and he pulls out a nintendo DS and proceeds to show all of us his Nintendog.

He says the moral of the story is that he already has puppy to take care of, but if he were to also get "Catz" for Playstation 2, then he would have a cat on his hands too and that could be too much responsibility.

I woke up right then.

oh yeah the cop also happened to have one of those little spinning displays they have at Best Buy with old 5 dollar Windows games on it in the jewel cases and not in the box, like Civ 2, Warcraft 2, games whose sequels had already come out, and was spinning it around to see if we wanted any

I saw it and it stinks!

The "It Stinks" was a reference to Jay Sherman, not to be possibly seen as a reference to the Indian version using Turmeric instead of Kosher salt, thereby implying that Indian cuisine stinks, which it doesn't. But a little goes a long way :)

NO worries! I was drunk when I made it. Normally I don't look quite so Charlie Manson-esque.. it was super rainy outside and I had just gotten off my bike