cock bosses? wtf kind of game is this?
I don't know what the fuck he's even talking about but it seems like he invested a lot of time and effort into this thing.
Have you any idea?!
I have no idea what any of this means. Where's Jessica Rabbit?!
I really like the bit nine minutes or so in, where he recounts his battle with Disney tech support, and if you can stick it out, the ending is well worth the wait.
The fuck is this crazy moon language?
The last few minutes of this actually made me a little sad.
This reminds me of when I was working at a place that was divided between a used bookstore on one side and a comic shop on the other and one of the semi-regulars, who was a large, obese, greasy-bearded man in his twenties who insisted on cramming himself into distressingly short khaki shorts started rambling to one of my coworkers about his displeasure with the way things had been going with that NeoPets game, something to do the release of a "premium" version and how now the outfit behind the game was going to ignore dedicated players like him in favor of paying customers and "stupid kids" even though fans like him had "contributed" to making NeoPets "more than a game".
|Sexy Duck Cop |
I've got a special place in my heart for hyperventilating MMO fans who furiously babble incomprehensible strings of dorky jargon without the faintest trace of self-awareness, but holy shit this guy's operating on a whole other level.
There's an hour-long video of this guy screaming, in a duck voice, at a cartoon rabbit for not using the HURRY command properly, and when I guess the rabbit gets hurt or something, Sexy Duck Coach disses him with "Silly rabbit, kicks are for cogs!"
Sexy Duck Cop
Two minutes in, already awesome.
I love the way he says "Fat Peanut Picklepop", all patronizing and imperious-like. I've seen three of his videos now, and he does this in every single one.
Now I'm sad. Seems there was a great bit of crazy to follow in this game and it died before we even realized.
I checked their official Wiki, and it looks like some fans have launched their own pirate servers. The Wiki editors are VERY ANGRY AT PEOPLE FOR MENTIONING SUCH THINGS, but the cartoon cat's out of the bag now.
It's called Toontown Rewritten. I'm almost tempted to join up just to grief fucktards like this.
Sexy Duck Cop
EvilHomer: I think my favorite thing about these is the tangible contempt quivering just beneath the surface of every insane thing that comes out of his duck mouth. He pronounces "Fat Peanut Picklepop" the way everyone's uncle says "Barack Hussein Obama."
|Robin Kestrel |
These five year old kids I'm playing with don't know how to min-max correctly. I blame the parents.
that is duck is jackin it.
The WWE calls them 'smarks'. I like that word. This fella is about as 'smark' as they get.
As sick as some people who play this game are, an MMO based on the old "Toon" RPG from Steve Jackson could be cool.
"quality of toons playing" - says the whiney blonde duckling.
YOU ARE HAVING FUN THE WRONG WAY!!!!!
|Juice Eggs McKenna |
This is the same duck that tells Kevin Spencer to start fires, right?
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