A song for the 54E band's playlist.
After purchasing some raspberry flavored tea, I was informed of the true nature of its "natural flavoring". I told the cashier it was marketing's loss that she worked in retail.
What have these vegan pussies got against castoreum? It doesn't even come out of their ass, as the singer obviously wants us to think. Not that this would even be a problem to begin with, since the Ick Factor of foods is merely a subjective, culturally constructed trait, and if it tastes good so what? Mmmm, beaver ass. Yum.
Stop being racist against beavers, you hate criminals.
Speaking of vegan pussies, this is the same guy who did this.
(Insert beaver pun here)
I'd put it in the hopper but I think I saw it on here.. couldn't find it in a quick search, but anyway, PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAN MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE A VEGAN! I was vegan for 7 years before leaving it behind when I went to school in Wisconsin, where it's like "oh you're vegan so you can have this cheese pizza right?" and eventually I buckled, and buckled completely when I wanted to impress the in-laws (my ex-wife's dad is a butcher).
I was like "oh well, if it makes everyone happy, and it's local/organic etc. and wasn't trapped in a cage its whole life, I guess it's going to die anyway and if everyone was vegan it'd just be a waste.." I'm vegan again but don't give a shit about anything except for having my own separate pots and pans around non-vegans, and I never have.
Plus between "only wanting to lick vegan pussy" and "watch out there's beaver anal liquid in natural foods" this guy's basically admitting to cannibalism and hypocrisy.
"Vegan and vagina both start with the letter V."
So does Veal.
And Voraphile! And Velociraptor! Suck it Sakars, you cat-molesting weirdo, that's three meat-eating things to your one not-meat-eating thing. We're more vagina than you!
I used to work at this vegan co-op and we had volunteers run the registers, and there was this one volunteer who really reminds me of this guy, except for older and way more creepy, like his only reason for being vegan was so he could hit on mostly college-age girls. He didn't seem to know any of the facts about why going vegan (along with multivitamins) is a very healthy lifestyle choice, just walked around with a couple of "go vegan" shirts. I wanted to get him fired, but it's really hard to fire a volunteer.
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Got really lazy during the end there John.
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