This just might be the single dumbest 80s action movie ever made.
Oh wait, that's 90s... that still counts right?
This is up there, but then there's Commando, too. I assume we're only counting mainstream stuff and not, like, Godfrey Ho movies or Terror Squad.
Cobra is by far the silliest 80s action flick ever made. From the gang of axe wielding psychos to the dialogues, the strong right wing vigilante propaganda. It also lacks all the fun Commando has going on.
Actually, forget what i said. Over the Top takes the prize, not very action oriented yes, but how do you beat a movie where Stallone arm-wrestles to gain the love of his son?
I've seen Over the Top quite a few times, it was a favorite in grade school.
While I was waiting for the bus to work this morning I had a conversation about Stallone movies with a mildly retarded man from the project nearby. He hates Tango & Cash.
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Yazoo and Kurt Russell. That's amazing.
"I won't do this sxy exploitative dance scene without some symbol of feminine empowerment. Like, I don't know, drumsticks or something."
Simmons drums are pretty much as empowering as something can be.
her drumming is phenomenal
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