Follow up question: how practical are they for daily, urban commutes of up to eight miles? Shame is not a factor.

Evilhomer just get a bicycle. Some advantages I can think of..
1. Does not require petrol / electricity
2. Very cheap to maintain in perfect running order (you can do all repair work yourself + parts and tools required are cheap)
3. You will get some exercise every day on the way in and out to work.
4. Doesnt require insurance road tax etc.
5. The best solution (apart from walking) for a commute for the environment /your carbon footprint if you give a shit about that.
5. Your not putting your safety in the hands of some crappily designed gadget and its cheap solid state gyro (similar to what they use in phones nowadays)

A bicycle? What, and be a DORK?! No thank you!

You raise a new question, though. Do Segways require insurance, tax, or impose any other special restrictions? I assume they're treated like bicycles, but is this actually the case?

I dunno EH, you're starting to become a "one trick pony" if you will... But yeah, you want the segway. Also the purple pony backpack. The combo would be unstoppable.

I would never wear a Twilight Sparkle backpack.

Are you opposed to the usage of the word fail or to video compilations where people hurt themselves in amusing ways?

'fail' by itself is bad enough, but this is also aggregated video clickbait for ad revenue.

Just missing a 'top 10 of current year', hot girl preload, and 'one weird thing'.


ie, it's all the shit that comes up in related video suggestions no matter the original topic.

FORMAT RAGE

I've watched enough videos on here that I hardly ever get stuff like this in my recommendations anymore.

I don't normally go for 'fail comp' videos either, but the part at 1:00 pushed me to upvote this