Published on Dec 1, 2012

When the parrot saw me on the floor he exclaimed -YOU FELL DOWN !
I was unexpectedly attacked by my daughter parrot while playing the Titanic music on the violin. The bird actually laughed right after the incident. Endowed with extraordinary skills an traces of bipolar behavior, kiki loves to dance to the Titanic movie version of "My heart will go on" This time, his festive mood changed unexpectedly during my practice. The bird acted like possessed by some evil force, laughing and talking and asking why I was on the floor. Perhaps he did not like the music, who knows. I actually went down playing, like the violinist on the Titanic, Slowly and graciously, hurting and bleeding. holding the fiddle in one hand and the bow in the other, protecting my 19th century English fiddle. I am a coward, those musicians of the Titanic were brave heroes! A horrible painful experience that require plastic surgery.
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"Endowed with extraordinary skills an traces of bipolar behavior..."

It's a fucking bird. It's like saying your cat has chronic fatigue syndrome.

Five fucking stars for that description alone. Holy shit.

While your statement is correct, that's not what happened, and the violinist knows it.

My mom had one of these birds (had to get rid of it because they often bond with one family member and hate all the others with their bolt-cutter beaks) and this one looked happy to be hearing the violin. The parrot just wanted to get close to its owner. Yellow-Naped Amazon parrots are climbing birds, and they suck at flying, so when a couple of pounds of parrot takes off, it's like a 747 trying to launch with only one working engine. That wasn't an "attack" that was the best landing the bird could accomplish.

The owner is either trying to be funny or they're an idiot.

If it has a brain the size of a pea, what kinds of things can or can't be its fault?

I don't think the brain size really matters....