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My stars are for the music, too.
No 'do a stopie and swing the bike around 180 degrees to hit the bad guy in the face with the rear tire'?
That's like the first thing you learn at bicycle fight club
Only a bicycle ninjer can defeat another bicycle ninjer
What did you say? Ninja?
Ninjer? Ha, nothing but an old wives' tale.
You can do this, you're the BMX Bandit!
HE'S GOT A BAAII-CCCEEECCAALLL!!
Or you could stop riding back and forth past the guy with the knife.
Yes, this isn't so much bicycle defense as it is delibarate bicycle antagonism.
If only you had some way to outdistance the guy with a knife, like a vehicle or something.
So now I'm looking at my folding bike and thinking of all the sweet dual welding moves I could do if I removed all safety mechanisms at the hinge.
I'll five this, but I was really hoping for bike vs bike too