My stomach immediately turned 15 seconds into this. 10 stars.
Is Phil Hartman doing the narration for the bumps?
Bonus stars for biotruth evopsych nonsense. blahblahblahhurpdurp because evolution.
I had an "evopsych" tag on the original submission but it isn't active so I bumped it for "balls of steel."
Or just, cause, y'know...
Pointing out the obvious here but being Fucking Rich would solve a lot of the problems these guys have getting laid.
"If she says anything positive about her father, move on to the next one."
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I heard this guy about 12 years ago on LOVE BYTES, the same internet radio show where I heard this great interview with Nina Hartley. Guys would call in and he would give them advice that sounded crazy about what kind of shoes to wear and what kind of wallet to carry. It was all incredibly weird and specific. This was around the time that I decided that having sex just wasn't worth the effort.
At the time, he said he was married to a 26 year old woman. By now, I suppose he's traded her in for a younger model.
Nope, he's been with the same woman since she was 19 or something, and she's maybe 46 now. He talks about it but I'm not watching any of that again to find the exact figures.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Dating Advice from Dick Tracy Villains
|infinite zest |
Shit, so there's more to life than drinking beer and four wheeling?
|infinite zest |
I've never dated a woman younger than myself. I've slept with them, but never been in anything more than a one/two night stand. Maybe it's my own insecurities like not owning a car, or a waffle iron that drive me to this, I don't know. Usually the relationship fails because I'm not mature enough, they have a kid but don't want the kid to see me (I'm not a bad influence and love kids, but I'm probably the "drinking beer and four wheeling" type he's referring to).. When I'm older and my fantastic looks and perfect chiselled body are gone, I'll probably continue to date older women or ghosts.
If you need a "why" for doing this then maybe it's a good sign you should reconsider.
Hey fuck you buddy, my grandpa was drinkin' beer and four wheeling until the day he kicked the bucket.
"Women are females"
Hmm, yes, yes this is very insightful.
"We even have older women dating younger women."
Or is that younger women dating older women? My whole pop darwinist world is turned upside-down with this one. Everyone knows women only sex to make babies.
I can't even begin. So I won't.
Their dope and their rock concerts and AC/DC's and whatnots.
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