fetish opportunity: WASTED
TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR OBESITY AND GIVE US MORE MONEY
Apparently this got yanked from the movie's facebook page for basically implying one needed a penis to eat the bacon-burger.
I think some ad exec figured "USE THE BLUE NAKED CHICK!" and took their shot.
#EATLIKEYOUMEANIT (]||||] ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ [||||[) #KISSINGDAD
The second I saw this on the front page, I played it out in my mind. Except, in my version, Mystique is holding a Carls Jr burger, eats it, and then morphs into a fat slob.
I think mine is more accurate.
Disregard females, acquire a heart attack.
Do you think this will damage a portion of a generation like the Animaniacs did?
i assume he means causing some weird transgender morphing fetish akin to the furry fetish that some, like shiftlessraftus i guess, ascribe to an animaniacs character that was apparently sexy
my answer is no
How do these things even work? Why would someone honestly think "Hey, let's go to burger king, they have that new turtles burger!" Evidently a shit-ton of people do think that way, just no-one I know (2 people, 1 dog).
Sanest Man Alive
What a weakass tie-in. Where's the hook here, besides a single letter and the tired old "PUT BACON ON IT" absence of an idea? What does bacon even have to do with the X-Men, outside a possible, crass attempt at heckling Magneto's heritage?
oddeye, I hope your hypothetical Ninja Turtles burger is a burger made of actual turtle meat, or at least just a normal burger dyed green and served on a bun made to look like a shell, or I couldn't be arsed to remember it even if I found myself in a Burger King.
God, I love it when people break out the "advertising doesn't work on me" line. Of course it fucking works on you. Advertising doesn't work by appealing to your reasonable side, let alone with cogent arguments. Look at the shit you have in your home. Run through the shit you bought over the last month. Can you make a completely reasonable and logical case for each purchase?
Yes I can. The only things I bought last month was my medication, which was generic.
Sanest Man Alive
as of now he's down to just two people and a dog, so I'd guess it's not something you find on a Wendy's dollar menu.
I buy food and essentials every 3 months. I buy whatever is cheapest at the closest bulk store, which I have never seen any adverts for. Maybe I am influenced somehow by advertising as I do see the occasional one online here but they usually serve to distract me, not entice me.
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I hate these fucking dual marketing shitstorms. I don't plan on watching this movie or eating a Hardees (down where I'm from, yall) burger. I just hate that this type of thing even exists.
But dude, this fictional blue mutant girl would TOTALLY eat this shit burger! It's not so much a tie-in as a full blown endorsement.
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