Binro the Heretic I wonder, if I started a Kickstarter campaign to fund the development of a robot army whose sole function is to fuck with cops, would it get funded?
I'm not talking about anything that would get cops injured or killed or stop them from doing legitimate police work. I'm talking about big robot crabs that could scuttle in between asshole cops and their intended victims and shout "OH! DEE-NIED! Yeah!" And when the cops try to go around them, they just shuffle sideways to keep blocking them saying "Anybody else smell bacon? SOOOOO-EEEEE!"
They'd be impervious to pepper spray and tasers and have thick polymer armor that absorbs rather than deflects bullets.