Xenocide Duuuuuh, it's the company's fault for making you want grapes so much!
Scrimmjob I remember my grandma doing this kind of thing all the time when i was a kid. I thought for sure she'd be arrested.
Old_Zircon About a decade ago the bass player in my band practically lived off of doing this stuff.
Later on he started dating my roommate and when I was away for the weekend he TOOK ALL OF MY BEDSHEETS AND MADE HIMSELF A TENT ON THE BACK PORCH. By the time I got back they'd been rained on and gotten moldy. Which is what happens when your parents are upper middle class academic-hippies who raised you with no sense of boundaries.
Old_Zircon Oh, and when I moved out of that apartment he got all huffy that I wasn't leaving my french press and cooking pots for him to use when he was staying over (which was pretty much 6 days a week minimum at that point) and locked himself in his girlfriend's room instead of helping me move.
EvilHomer People like him were why the Bible invented stonings.
Oscar Wildcat What a sweet woman! She needs to hook up with the right Rev. Billy, who will explain to her the exact nature of the devil putting those ideas into her head. It's a lot more prosaic than you think, lady. But a whole lot more evil than your imagination might allow for.
Koda Maja The devil and god have nothing better to do than fuck with people's impulse control at the grocery store?
exy Say you're thinking about a plate of shrimp, and out of the blue someone says "plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp."
Riskbreaker This woman probably eats sushi and doesn't pay for it.
Old_Zircon The whole "lattice of coincidence" speech might be my favorite thing ever filmed.
RedRust The thing I hate about preachy sermons is when the pastor admits to some sort of sinful struggle, which is trivial in nature (like eating a couple of grapes in grocery store). Of course he/she doesn't talk about their true inner demons in their sermon/sermonette.