|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-07 |
UGH. Literally the worst thing ever that isn't the amazing atheist.
iJustine was literally my first youtube subscription. Much as I once installed Bonzi Buddy, when youtube reccommended that subscribe to iJustine, I just went ahead and clicked without thinking. My profound dislike of her unfunny patter and cheap shitty jump cuts grew over time, and this was when I finally unsubscribed. The least she could have done is make it rhyme. She's repeatedly denied being on Apple's payroll. Apple products are nice, I guess, but this fanatical cult of consumerism is so uncool!
why the fuck are you 5 starring your own video JHMF
iJustine is the internet's equivalent of a truckstop hooker. It's all so wrong, but it feels so right.
The only people I've ever subscribed to are Lindybeige and Jordan White, but I guess I can understand your frustration. I don't know why you'd go into something like iJustine expecting substance beyond "cute blonde girl looks cute, blonde", but if that's what you did then your reaction is perfectly understandable.
Has she denied being on Apple's payroll? If true, she's an idiot, because think of how much blood money she'd get from those filthy Apple scum, but it might explain why she had to shill for crap like Mozy and Carls Jr.
If I were an Apple bigwig, I'd pay her to stop talking about my products.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Five stars for evil. It's not my video; it's my submission. I've been 5 starring my own submissions for ten years and no one has ever objected before.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-08 |
I never thought that I would prefer Kesha to anything.
|gravelstudios - 2014-04-08 |
Please, somebody tell me that this is some kind of attempt at stealth comedy.
|chumbucket - 2014-04-08 |
It is autotuning an autotuned song.
|TeenerTot - 2014-04-08 |
Wtf is this? Who is iJustine?
John Holmes Motherfucker
In the future, scientists believe that we will all be connected to a huge network of computers, an "internet", if you will, and we will be able to find the answer to these questions through special networks known as "search engines". It's going to be a wonderful world.
But then I can't be proud of my feigned ignorance!
No really, I've never heard of her.
And I find the descriptions from commenters here are far more amusing and on-the-nose than Wikioogle.
|Mother_Puncher - 2014-04-08 |
I don't know who this is but I'm already too stressed out for this shit.
|Pope Caius - 2014-04-08 |
All of the missed rhymes really bother me
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-07-10 |
This makes me envy Steve Jobs.
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