Pucking hell! That must have hurt but at least he took it right on the chin! Damn near took his face off!
Skating on thin ice with these puns, I know. At least I checked my spelling before slapping this on here so you can't give me stick for that.
Jet Bin Fever
Shakespeare loved puns. How are they lower than sight gags or ventriloquism?
please list your lowest five forms of humor, in order
Anaxagoras iced my "comedy" but the Devils in the details and no amount of charging from behind will prove you correct. I don't care how much hooking you've done, I didn't cross-check your background, but it's clear you are playing with too many sticks. Far too many men on your ice, do you even know who is who when you are holding the stick? Keep talking shit and I'm going to puck your butt-ending colon to death.
You should see what happened to Crosby's face (and dignity) this season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZp5vmk5JU
Crosby lost all dignity the moment he realized how much diving he could get away with.
He is an exceptionally skilled player who is also exceptionally soft. Gretzky could take a hit. A stiff breeze could rupture Crosby's spleen.
Hockey is a fucking boring soap opera spiced with random violence. Fuck these overpaid assholes, I hope they all take pucks to the face.
The same can be said about every sport. Apart from Roller Derby.
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