Calling this "math" is like calling those little evolution vs. creationism sideshows "debates." This is just a series of airs put on by lunatic morons so that other lunatic morons can feel like their opinions are somehow more legitimate, despite constantly attacking the institutions and methodology that make that legitimacy mean anything.

I know you two eggheads are just dying to bust out some protractors and lay it down for us plebs so go right a head.

That's the great thing about the Bible. A person's reading of the Bible usually says more about them than the actual scripture they are quoting.

What? Are you saying there's something the rich CAN'T buy? Here, let me pay off some priests and then cherry pick a few scriptures, and... there we go.

We call this the "Prosperity Gospel." Basically, if you're rich, it's because God loves you more. Cool, huh?

Jesus had only nice things to say about the rich.

Really wish he did just straight up say "fuck the eyeballs right out of their sockets and blast your rancid jizz into the hollows. Sew up the eyelids."

Some ancient council of fuckuccinos would just edit it out or some flaccid cream-vampire like this would drop the old "Yeah but what IS being rich, where do you draw the line?! Huh!?"

And the rich will get to ride on big wagons all the way.

"I say, peasants. It's lovely you put up goal posts at the end of this to-do, but they're too close together and attached at the top by some kind of sharpened piece of metal. Still, can't expect the plebs to get much right, I suppose. It's not in the breeding."