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Desc:Remind me not to buy a Porsche ever
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Tags:911, lemon, porsche, archieluxury
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Comment count is 31
jreid - 2014-04-17
Jerry Seinfeld is rolling in his grave.
SolRo - 2014-04-17
a rich person got screwed by a giant corporation?

dammit! where's my 'worlds smallest violin'?!
Riskbreaker - 2014-04-17

oddeye - 2014-04-17
Thankfully I will never be rich enough to even consider buying one! Take that luxury sports cars.
oddeye - 2014-04-17
P.S. I thought you meant the colour Lemon for a while there and thought the video was going to be about how the colour was off.

Oscar Wildcat - 2014-04-17
It's supposed to sit in the garage, you idiot! It's already lost value due to all the driving you've done. It's a _luxury_ car, you're not supposed to actually USE it.

Yes, where is old Archie to 'splain these things? Who is this wanker?
Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-17
Oh, Porsche NORTH AMERICA. That's your problem right there.
TeenerTot - 2014-04-17
Is there a phrase for something that goes beyond "first world problems"?
StanleyPain - 2014-04-17
First-Percenter problems?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-04-17
He claims he saved up for 5 years to buy it so that doesn't make him a part of the job creator class.

Still, if you have to save up for your dream car, what are you going to have left over for maintenance. It's like listening to your coworker bitch how he got raped by the dealer when he took his 535i to fix something not under warranty. Yo dawg, maybe it's time to drive something you can afford nomsayin?
Cena_mark - 2014-04-17
I'm sure he's well off, but just not stinkin' rich. Probably upper middle classish. They can afford stuff like this, but its just at the upper limit of their means as far as luxury items go. I'm not gonna hate on this poor sap. He's not a member of the cruel ruling class. He's much closer to poor saps like us than he is to them.

sosage - 2014-04-17
Maintenance costs aren't a part of the context here. Dude saved up for 5 fucking years for the thing and he was delivered a piece of crap. I hope this ends with him getting a functional version of the car he grinded for.

oddeye - 2014-04-17
He is obviously trying to buy into a lifestyle that he simply can't afford like 99% of the rest of the world.

Next he will probably make a video about how the 0 meal he saved up 3 months for tasted like shit.

sosage - 2014-04-17
Is it "blame the victim" week on POETV?

SolRo - 2014-04-17
I'd bet a reliable Asian car that even if he's not 1%, he votes to support them and thinks poor people are just lazy

oddeye - 2014-04-17
Porsche have offered this jukebox-jerkoff various deals and shit on a new car or whatever but he's sticking to his guns and demanding a full refund. Even though he has already been using the car while it was fully operational for what sounds like a good while.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-17
I do agree Porsche screwed him over, but yeah, saving for 5 years for a Porsche probably means when you have to get the timing belt/chain replaced or a new transmission (or hell, just replacing the headlights), it's going to more than ding your finances.

urbanelf - 2014-04-17
Not really sure this is POE worthy.
Pillager - 2014-04-17
This site runs on schadenfreude.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-04-17
Didn't Paul Walker die in the same car?

This is why I almost always buy pre-owned shitboxes. It may not be pretty and smell good anymore, but at least all this shit has been sorted by the time I get a hold of it.

Besides, if you're willing to save up money over the course of five years for a car, that you couldn't afford without saving up for five years, your priorities need work.
oddeye - 2014-04-17
Maybe his porsche is haunted. He should have said "I thought I was done with this!" three times and done a u-turn.

SolRo - 2014-04-18
Walker died in the mid engined supercar they made

Robin Kestrel - 2014-04-17
Has "you get what you pay for" ever been true? Not in my experience.
oddeye - 2014-04-17
When you get nothing for free. See how clever I am.

The Mothership - 2014-04-17
"Update: Porsche has contacted me and will be refunding my money or replacing the car."
oddeye - 2014-04-17
Although part of me wants them to replace his car with the exact same car and I think he is an idiot for saving for 5+ years, I am ultimately happy for him.

You won, bro. You won.

sosage - 2014-04-18
I still don't understand hating him for having the gall to work and save for something he really wanted. This is what people did before credit debt was considered the appropriate way to buy expensive things.

sannyasin - 2014-04-18
What type of idiot buys a Porshe 911 and puts a roof rack on it? This guy needs a Volvo V70 wagon or XC90. He'll get the perceived luxury and be able to put whatever it is he carries around either on the roof rack or in the back of the Volvo with room to spare. If he wants the sportiness, a Suburu WRX wagon is more like his speed and cheaper to fix.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-18
I wish I had the money to horrify car nuts like that. Buy a Porsche and get a roof rack, some of those curb-feelers, some plastic eyelashes for the headlights, a trailer hitch with some Truck Nutz, a gun rack with some fishing poles (I'd make it fit), a CB antenna, and one of those smiley-face foam balls for the radio antenna.

SolRo - 2014-04-18
There are fishing rod holders that go on the front bumper

apiaryist - 2014-04-18
He's a real life version of Stephen Merchant from "Hello Ladies!"
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