Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-04-20
Yeah, he ended up in jail :)
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Cena_mark  - 2014-04-20
This would make a great wrestling gimmick. "I am the living man. The man wearing the black and white stripped jolly roger Charles Robinson who calls himself the referee disqualified me from a match for the mere act of defending my life. He accused me of delivering a blow to John Cena's head with a steel chair. Vince McMahon does not own me and he cannot own the ring for I am a wrestler and natural law dictates that wrestlers are free to roam in their natural environments."
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2014-04-20 Maybe, but there's a difference between "cutting a promo" and "giving a lecture."
"Cutting a promo," did I get that right? I don't know wrestling beyond Killer Kowalski.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-04-20 That's really a good idea, Cena. I almost expected Vince and associates to break in on the action with color commentary. How can we make this happen?
That said, this was a dupe from that spate of Soverign Citizens posting we did around Christmas. But I'm not complaining. Just call me, Mr. Natural.
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Cena_mark - 2014-04-20 Cutting a promo is the usual term for it, but this man's lectures have the forceful tone of a wrestling promo.
Steel chair is more often used than the word folding chair. Most folding chairs are made of steel and using the word "steel" also works in selling the move. Like when wrestlers move the mats and throw their opponents on the floor the announcers will say he's been dropped on the "CONCRETE floor."
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oddeye - 2014-04-20 "He may have been BROKEN IN HALF" seems to be one of JR's favourite sayings. That and "BYE GAWD!!" or when he used to repeat "ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!" 40x in a row.
If there was any justice in the world every WWF/WWE match would be commentated by JR and Jerry.
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Bort - 2014-04-20 I meant that the proper currency for a good post about wrestling oughtn't be bulbs or stars, but folding chairs. If "steel chairs" is the preferred term, so be it.
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Cena_mark - 2014-04-20 Oh I see. I'll take those chairs Bort.
I could see a guy like this teaming up with Zeb Colter now that the Real Americans are split. They could get all crazy with anti-government rants and conspiracy theories.
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EvilHomer - 2014-04-20 People, people, forget the chairs and foreign objects.
He gets Five Knuckle Shuffles.
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Cena_mark - 2014-04-20 I want 5 5 knuckle shuffles. That's 25!
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EvilHomer - 2014-04-20 I don't think you could handle five Five Knuckle Shuffles. Not many people could!
Except for CM Punk. CM Punk could survive that much punishment, but that's because he's hardcore. OUR ONCE AND FUTURE KING!
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EvilHomer - 2014-04-20 ____________________________________________________________
OH MAH GAWD, KING! LOOK WHO IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
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SolRo - 2014-04-20
But he wasn't wearing an onion on his belt as required by Universal Law
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oddeye - 2014-04-20
He was just hungry, can't you tell by the flag on his collar there?
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Billy the Poet - 2014-04-20 Italian or Mexican? I'm guessing a can of Chef Boyardee.
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oddeye - 2014-04-20 or maybe Hungary.
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Billy the Poet - 2014-04-20
They sound like such petulant children when they have to explain themselves to an interrogator. Their legal philosophy is, "Bang, you're dead." "NO I'M NOT!!!"
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badideasinaction - 2014-04-20 I think the best way to put it is they believe the constitution contains a cheat code, and if they input it at just the right time the judge has to admit they're right and shower them with gold.
What's more amazing is there's Canadian members of this, despite not even living under the US Constitution.
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Merzbau - 2014-04-20
I was starting to feel bad about giggling at a probably mentally-ill quasi-homeless man until WHAT USE HAVE I FOR A VOICE OF RUIN
Preach it, Moondog!
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-04-20
Oh yay, it's this guy again!!!
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=129151
So is this taking place before or after?
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SolRo - 2014-04-20 continually
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-20
I find it much easier to understand where this crap is coming from when you substitute their "legal arguments" with a five year old yelling "I'M SPECIAL!"
The only difference between this asshole and the one in Arizona whose backers were going to use women as human shields is that the Arizona asshole has millions of dollars and a herd of cattle.
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ashtar. - 2014-04-20
The youtube comments are awesome.
kanyewest396
2 months ago
I just love that these loons think we live in a Rube Goldbergian totalitarian nightmare where everyone is trying to take your rights in the most convoluted way possible but if you put a colon in your name and yell "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" the Nazi Stormtroopers are powerless to do anything because your magic words are like kryptonite or some shit.
Schizophrenia's a hell of a drug.
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DriverStabby - 2014-04-20
I like him.
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Father Avalanche - 2014-04-20
ALL REPTILIANS. all of them...
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-20
Whoever filmed this got winded just walking outside.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-20
Oh, and he went back to court again waving a white "truce flag", but I can't find a quality video of it yet.
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oddeye - 2014-04-21 Like a defeated Wile E. Coyote.
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ashtar. - 2014-04-20
"Montana" tag plz?
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TeenerTot - 2014-04-21
Legal strategy:
1. Word salad
2. Run when the judge isn't looking
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Fatback Jack - 2014-04-22
"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admirality court. An admirality court signifies a naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialled twice. That is all. Furthermore--"
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