What the hell? Why are these kids hitchhiking alone on a desert highway? Why is a downbeat 80's ballad playing? Is there a follow-up commercial where Mario is stomping Koopas in a desert and there's a pile of bleached child-sized bones in the background?
I haven't wanted to know the backstory to a commercial so bad since the Cookie Crook was replaced by his own dog. DID HE EAT HIM? DID HE EAT THE COOKIE COP TOO?