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Desc:I do! Do you? I stumbled at the very last hurdle.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Christian, spirit, spouse, The Childrens Mite, survey
Submitted:kamlem
Date:04/28/14
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Nikon
Is that like a waifu?
ashtar.
Does a tulpa pony count?

bopeton
Wait, if ANY question is Yes, you have a spirit spouse?
kamlem
Yes. Here is the survey.

1. What is your gender?*
Male Female


2. Have you ever been molested?

Note: Molestation is not just restricted to penetration, but also being fondled by another child/adult or whenever someone is looking at you with an intent of being with you sexually. Contact me for more understanding on molestation.*
Yes No


3. Have you ever been raped?

Note: There are “two” kinds of rape. One can be forced into sex by a human being; and two, one can be forced into (or enjoy) sex by a spirit being. In either case, it is rape.*
Yes, by a human being
Yes, by a spirit being
No, by neither


4. Do you have sexual lust?*
Yes No


5. Do you have sex in your dreams?

Note: If you have sex in the dreams and the person has the appearance of your spouse, that is not your spouse. It is a spirit spouse. Contact me for more understanding on sex in the dreams.*
Yes No


6. Does it seem like you’re being “forced” to remain unmarried — every relationship ends up in disappointment?*
Yes No


7. Do you masturbate?*
Yes No


8. Do you watch pornography?*
Yes No


9. Is there idolatry in your family lineage?*
Yes No


10. Is there witchcraft in your family lineage?*
Yes No

kamlem
Answering in the affirmative for _any_ question gets you a pdf.

http://tinyurl.com/pqnq8rr

ashtar.
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! BURN! BURN! BURN!

Preach it, Reverend Bevis!

Bobonne
"Contact me for more understanding on molestation.*"

eatenmyeyes
It links to this crazy prayer.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/r3ohm6ttgap2xe5/FIRE%20Prayers%20aga inst%20Spirit%20Spouses%20by%20Evangelist%20King.pdf

EvilHomer
This is bullshit, slanderous, hateful bullshit. Rainbow Dash is NOT a demon, and I will NOT have her exorcised through prayer! >:(
ashtar.
Pony Exorcism would make a great movie. Sparkly rainbow vomit, play the speech of the possessed backwards and it's an important lesson about friendship.

EvilHomer
Pinkie Pie would be a horse-shoe in for that role. It's the sort of thing she would do.

Crunchy Frog
Yeah, but if she did that, she'd probably go "Woo woo woo!" like she's imitating a siren when she spins her head around and around.

And her hair would go back and forth between normal poofy and creepy-straight depending on how much control the spirit had over her body.

And she'd vomit up cotton candy and brightly colored fruit punch, no matter what she actually ate.

You know what, that actually sounds like an awesome scene. Someone find a magic mirror and shove a copy of the Exorcist's script into Equestria.

gravelstudios
This made me giggle uncontrollably. Thanks.
Jet Bin Fever
These poor fucking people.
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