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Comment count is 24
spikestoyiu - 2014-04-30
Well, when you require pilots to both operate a plane as well as their chemtrail sprayers, you're bound to make a mistake sooner rather than later. You'd think the NWO could afford an extra guy in the cockpit to press a button.
EvilHomer - 2014-04-30
That's what I keep telling them!!! But noooo, "more pilots means less security" blah blah blah. The NWO guys are just skinflints, if you ask me. Billionaires don't become billionaires by paying other people's salaries.

SolRo - 2014-04-30
It would be fine if they didn't force the copilot to personally make sure every bag of mixed nuts is low on the one thing the TI on the flight likes

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-30
Water vapor makes me scared too.
Riskbreaker - 2014-04-30

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-30
I love that both copies of this "it's not FOG!" video have comments disabled.
exy - 2014-04-30
EvilHomer - 2014-04-30
Yeah, sorry guys, that was me. We were testing the new XJ-177 Hallucinogenic Spores, you know, the ones that are 98% resistant to tinfoil countermeasures?

Thought the tank was empty, and by the time I figured out there was a problem, I was so low I thought, fuck it anyway, there's no way any witnesses would spot me. GUESS I WAS WRONG. Oh well, looks like I'll be pulling damage control duty AGAIN next week.
oddeye - 2014-04-30
If only I wasn't working the FEDEX angle is Boston this quarter...

TheOtherCapnS - 2014-04-30
Not that there's any way to argue with chemtrail people, but why wouldn't they just diffuse the chemical at a rate such that you couldn't see it, and simply have more planes doing it?
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-30
I'm guessing your responses would be one or more of the following:

1. Because they think the SHEEPLE are too STUPID to SEE, but we've EXPOSED them!!!

2. You can't make invisible chemtrails, SHEEP! Go be better at SCIENCE!

3. *comments disabled, amidst sobbing noises*

StanleyPain - 2014-04-30
The basic physics of how an aerosol sprayed at 35,000 feet above a target would not even remotely achieve it's goals is lost on chemtrail nutters.

The small amount of these folks who DO concede that it's a really poor way to "drug" people or whatever just claim it's some kind of conspiracy to change the weather, even though cloud seeding has been around for decades and doesn't really work that well even when it is practiced.

BHWW - 2014-04-30
Also we totally know chemtrails exist because here's footage of a plane trailing a "mysterious" vapor and here's another online video of some guy talking about how he had samples of chemtrail residue taken off the hood of somebody's pickup truck and sent to some lab he doesn't mention the name of and see, it's a boron compound that will be used to project the phony signs of an alien invasion into the sky with the New World Order's holographic projection machines and scare the sheeple into blah blah blah

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-04-30
@BHWW: Your pal is cribbing from (or reading from a site cribbing from) a third-rate techno-thriller called "The Sign":


Conspiracy creates giant holo-projector to make a symbol in the sky to sway the masses, blah-blah-blah.

BHWW - 2014-05-01
The premise of that novel was based on a NWO conspiracy theory that had been bumping around for awhile, referred to as "Project Blue Beam", as originated by Serge Monast, a Quebecois "journalist" who claimed via a book that NASA was getting ready to simulate a Second Coming/rapture/alien invasion and kick off a New Age religion headed by the Antichrist. There have been permutations since then, with varying details on who and what is behind it, and different dates as to when this scheme will be implimented ("during the 2012 Olympics" seemed to have some popularity among these sort of screwballs).

Syd Midnight - 2014-05-03
Because imaginary conspiracies have to be globe-spanning and near-omnipotent, yet comically inept enough to be fully observed and documented by Youtube user PatriotWisdom69. That is the only operational logic.

Jack Jammer - 2014-04-30
Updated the description with the news article.
Aelric - 2014-04-30
Eventually the death of poetv.
memedumpster - 2014-04-30
She came from Boston had a thirst for stupid
She studied masons on Alex Jones poeTV dot com, that's where I spammed her lie.
She told me that her Dad was Christian
I said in that case I have to go.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like not dumb people
I want to do whatever not dumb people do, I want to sleep with not dumb people
I want to sleep with not dumb people like you.
Well what else could I do - I said no way in fucking hell.
I took her the town library
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you want to know things, she just laughed and said oh you're a dummy.
I said yeah? Well I can't see anyone else stupid in here.
Are you sure you want to live like not dumb people
You want to see whatever not dumb people see
You want to sleep with not dumb people,
you want to sleep with not dumb people like me.
But she didn't understand, she just told me FEMA's plan.
Build a camp for all the blacks, pay for it with income tax.
Leak some files and play it cool. Drop some chemtrails on a school.
Because it's all about white flight
No one wants to do what's right watching voters climb the wall
Call a teacher he could stop it all.
You'll never live like not dumb people
You'll never do what not dumb people do
You'll never learn like not dumb people
You'll never watch your life make sense and be true, and dance and drink and screw
Because those are awesome things to do.
Sing along with the not dumb people, sing along and it might just get you thru'
Laugh along with the not dumb people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the videos you do.
Because you think being dumb is cool.

crojo - 2014-05-01
What a time to be alive

Sanest Man Alive - 2014-05-01
Yeah, just take them.

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spikestoyiu - 2014-05-01
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