|Oscar Wildcat |
Wealthy people have private planes to take them where they want to go, Baleen. This is for the wannabees and pikers. Can't you tell? Only some middle manager of a dept store would think this was decadence and luxury.
To be more clear, this is for the servants of the wealthy, to make them feel apart from the actual slaves they run for their master. What you want is for the managers to feel wealthy enough to despise their slaves rather than identify with them, but not wealthy enough to actually take control of their lives independent of you.
Oh man thanks for letting me know bro.
You're welcome. You can't imagine how embarrassing it is to see these type of people wallow in their little sties. The field negro demands a modicum of respect: the house negro is just shameful.
The "nuts" mix they give you now is actually pretty tasty. It's like this mix of peanuts and a sweeter kind of nut but nobody else liked it so they gave them to me.
Most of their ads are for an A380 so I assumed. They also show one for a 787.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Still waiting for the bangbro's to shoot a scene in one of the private cabins aboard an A380.
5 because it's an awesome plane.
|infinite zest |
Once Delta fucked up my flight super bad (like days bad) and I got a pass to the VIP room or whatever it was called at the Detroit airport. It was pretty awesome and I got drunk off what I can only assume was 200 bucks worth of free margaritas (the average margarita at the Chilis Too is a good 15 bucks last time I checked and I had six of them. Didn't have to pay.) They also bumped me up to first class, and I played video Trivial Pursuit against other First Class passengers. It was kind of awesome. I was surrounded by all these really rich people and I had my hoodie and I think an MDC shirt on, and a cat. Maybe they assumed I was a rich programmer, and not a Philosophy major in a band like everyone else.
I guess it was nice to be treated like royalty for a second, but I felt really out of place around the suits and ties. All they did was talk about work, and treated their commute as maybe a temporary escape from their reality. In coach, taking the exact same flight a few years prior, I sat next to none other than Will Oldham. All things considered, I'll take Will Oldham over the suits.
You're like a mutant with the superpower of randomly running into minor celebrities.
Don't even get me started on how I met the mom from Malcom in the Middle :p
Holy shit, this plane is awes... oh, that's just the airport. The onboard shots are a lot closer to hide the lack of room, and from the outside it looks too much like a prolejet. Reminds me of a flying version of the workers' coffin apartments from Holy Mountain.
|That guy |
The tagline is:
FRESHLY COOKED EGGS ANY STYLE
It should be:
WAKE UP DESCENDING INTO THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
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