|ashtar. - 2014-05-06 |
holy fuck are those filled with helium?
Also dig the "if you were are REAL woman and took care of Bill's needs he wouldn't have strayed." Aside from being fucking stupid (c'mon, it's Bill) and sexist, that sort of helpmeet submissiveness is not really the sort of thing I'd look for in a president.
From her comments it appears she's a lefty of sorts attempting some kind of blond bimbo Colbert character. There is no excuse.
Yeah not funny but I think she's doing an attempt at the big titted gal on the Alex Jones show. I wouldn't be so quick to jump to the conclusion that those are fake tho: My ex's housemate in college had a DDDD or a G, something big. But other than gigantic tits she was thin, and got made fun of and hated her boobs because people assumed they were fake. If anything she wanted breast reduction surgery. She was scared to go to the bars or parties because people would either oggle her because of her boobs or accuse her of having a fake ones. Without getting into detail I can tell you for certain that they were not.
But all of a sudden things changed for her, because big beautiful boobs that aren't fake maybe? Something like that. And now she's married.
Those are fake. You can tell because the breast skin appears to want to snap off of the body in surrender, to join once again its spirit breasts across the great divide in the Land of Dairy Queen.
Breasts are mobile, magical things.
Notice how these stay suspended, resistant to the effects of gravity and inertia, like limpets or a Sega Genesis cartridge.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-05-06 |
Five dollars says she's got a penis.
John Holmes Motherfucker
My point is that she's constantly posing like a drag queen. If not for the grotesque self-mutilation, I'd be amused by this instead of horrified. What I suspect, of course, is that this perfectly attractive young woman had herself turned into a side show attraction in order to get famous on youtube. And in a small sad way, it seems to be working. I have maybe a hundred youtube subscribers spread over three accounts. Chesty Anne Coulter has 5000.
Oh, you kids.
Why would you girls keep dildos beneath the sink anyway? I've dated girls who do, like that's the last place a man's going to look? Because I like to clean too, especially if I'm at someone elses' house.
|Pillager - 2014-05-06 |
Whatever gets more webcam views.
|TeenerTot - 2014-05-06 |
She had to back up against the far wall just to make sure her boobs got in the shot.
|chumbucket - 2014-05-06 |
Reply girls are a thing again now?
|BorrowedSolution - 2014-05-06 |
|Old_Zircon - 2014-05-06 |
Looks like she might have had ribs taken out, too.
|Gmork - 2014-05-06 |
|magnesium - 2014-05-06 |
So is this a parody, or did she just realize that combining giant boobs with conservative views is a ticket to Youtube ad money? Because she doesn't seem to believe anything she's saying.
|RocketBlender - 2014-05-06 |
Those are beyond horrible. They've got into that special zone of things you can only find attractive if you have a very specific fetish.
|Binro the Heretic - 2014-05-06 |
This just makes me sad.
Time was, I would have at least gotten a giggle out of those boobs, but now I just see the whole sad dreary life that led up to those boobs.
Fuck, I'm old.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-06 |
Poor broken person.
|Scattersane - 2014-05-06 |
One of the tragedies is that I think she's honestly got a pretty face.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2014-05-06 |
Big breasts are disgusting.
|memedumpster - 2014-05-06 |
I wont make fun of her boobs to discredit what she's saying. She's actually cheapening the boobs by being so petty, mean, and gullible. Boobs have a difficult time in this world, and some people have been so fooled by the anti-boob lobby that they have abandoned boob-kind completely (see above).
All I ask is please stop using your boobs as a spokesman for your politics. It's not fair to them.
This country needs a separation of chest and state.
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